Which reminds me of a line from one of my favorite Bill Cosby standup routines.
I need to get to bed because I got a swim class in 7 hours. I got home from aikido to discover that the internet had exploded with news of Nelson Mandela’s death. He was a great man and also a good man and this sad news has kind of taken the wind out of my sails so today will be short.
First, tomorrow at 9 am EST, tune in here for a live stream of Christmas cats (this weirdness is explained here by NPR). Interestingly, I have actually adopted cats from these nice folks many years ago when I lived on LI.
I haven’t made mine this year yet, but I can’t think of anything more heartwarming and able to keep the darkness away than homemade fudge that’s so stupidly easy that anyone can make it:
Ridiculously Easy Fudge
- 1 can (14 oz.) Condensed Milk
- 14 oz. baking chocolate (semi-sweet, milk, or white)
- Mix-ins – possibilities include:
- Vanilla (1-2 tsp.), Walnuts and marshmallows
Mix in examples (but really this is up to you, that’s what makes this so much fun!):
- Red wine (about 2 Tbsp) and dried cranberries
- Vanilla and candied ginger
- Peppermint extract (1-2 tsp) and crushed candy canes
- White chocolate, pistachios, rose water (2 tsp)
- Crumbled bacon and a dusting of sea salt on top (I’d use dark chocolate for this one)
- Line an 8 x 8 inch square pan with aluminum foil
- Break chocolate into pieces (Use semi dark and milk in any combination or use white chocolate on its own.)
- Combine chocolate and condensed milk in a microwave safe bowl
- Microwave on high for about 1 minute and stir
- Microwave in increments of 30 seconds to 1 minute (depends on microwave wattage) until only a few small chocolate chunks can be seen and then stir until these melt and chocolate and milk mixture is smooth and shiny
- Add in mix-ins of your choice.
- Stir until combined
- pour into prepared pan
- Refrigerate at least 4 hours
- Cut into 1 inch chunks
- Store in an airtight container
Today’s music (in addition to the Christmas music accompanying the livestream of the cats in Christmas sweaters linked above) is for Paul and all the percussionists out there. Yes, they’re playing the ice on Lake Baikal: